Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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