he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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