How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Randomize
