is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Randomize
