went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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