on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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