People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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