i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
