Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She's like a pop up book from hell.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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