just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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