need another drink. this is the easiest way
I love black thongs
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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