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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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