i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
is it fun? or sober?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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