Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your tits are I can't wait for
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
