I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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