How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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