I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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