I love black thongs
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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