Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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