When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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