Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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