come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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