He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
