Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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