I love black thongs
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
thus making me awesome and them whores
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
