Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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