we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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