I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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