Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Randomize
