We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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