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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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