Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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