Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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