No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
it glows. i had to have it.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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