And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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