His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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