sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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