i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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