is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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