Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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