i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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