I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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