If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
