She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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