We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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