your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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