Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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