Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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