Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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