so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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