Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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